I am now in the imaginary boxing ring and am going to DESTROY a CV harvester on behalf of all at CP World.
I go straight in with the head, no Queensbury rules here guys.
His stinking rat like nose exlpodes and I can literally taste the f*ck bags blood.
He's wobbling and stunned. Mutters something about up and coming positions and a possible bid for another gig.
Now I'm seeing red and get him in a bear hug, I get in closer still and tilt & lower my head. BINGO! I've now got a sizeable amount of his trachea firmly in my mouth.
It's gristly, but I persist. With one final effort I have a full purchase on his airway. Crrrrrrrunch...! It's done, I have a mouthful of his trachea and he is having to learn fast to breath through his newly created airway.
What's this? He's rumaging in his pocket for his iPhone and trying to communicate with me via email! it's incredible, he's half dying and he's still trying to fwd mythical job leads to me!
I reach for my trusty gerber. There's only one way to deal with this - cut his gonads off.
Yes...! I think to myself, seal that airway. So I hack away at his tobacco pouch and swiftly insert it into his trachea. Finally it is over, but I have to make sure and decide to completely gut him.
Incredibly, as I remove his internal organs I am amazed to TBC...
You have seriously got issues!!!
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Even more nuts then me, have a valium and get back on track
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Hahah you'd never guess that I've just wasted several weeks to a CV harvester who used my credentials for his favour and then screwed me over would you ahhhhhhhh!
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I think we all have been there, people, companies promissing work and it all fails
I am frustrated aswell but something will come up it always does, the question is should we wait or do something else like porn, oil, It or similar where the money is hehe
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So name them.
Are we allowed????????????????
No, although I personally would love to sometimes, unfortunately in our litigation obsessed society there is too much risk to this site!
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Its not slander if its a statement of fact.
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