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  1. mally1

    Police Videos

    Hi All I've been adding a few good police videos from youtube Add any you've got! Mally
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    • adding address allowing alot areas armed ballistic bit building camera carry close co19 colleagues comment considered control cops cover device direction door doors doubt draw due easy entry experience experienced explain fine firearms folks force forum forums forward front frontline generally give glock gold good ground gun guys handle hat head hear hey high highlight hold hollywood ico images incident involved ish issue jobs jokes large life line live log long love low lower mail man member message method midlands notice obs obvious officer officers opinions peoples pis pistol places point police port position pov practice preferred property put qualified quality raise ready real reason respect response room round safe send shield shoot shooting shotgun sky someones south station street switzerland tac tactical taking talk team thing thought threat threatened threats train trained training urban video videos watch weapon weapons west west midlands windows work world wrong youtube
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    • Forum: Police Armed Response Forum
  2. G

    Hey All

    Hey All, I have been reading the threads on this site for some time now and i thought it was about time that i made introductions. Im an ex serving Raf Regiment gunner(no peeble monkey jokes :)) and i am looking at going on a C.P course to hopefully kickstart a career in close protection. My...
    • Gunner Robbo
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    • act advice afghan africa ago air armed armour attended aware background bit buddy career careers cheers chief close close protection combat comments company contact courses dates day days dry employment end expect experience force force protection forum forward found fully future generally give global good group guarding gun guys hat helps hey high highly instructor international involved iraq jobs join jokes key legend lock long luck made marine mate mates matter mind monkey months offer offers para part people phoenix posts pro professional protection providers providing raf reading recommended records regiment relocate resettlement respect risk ronin royal royal marine security security services service services serving site south spent standard standards suggest tac tact tale task thought threads time tips top total training training courses unarmed unit website work years
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    • Forum: Close Protection World Introductions
  3. A

    2 Irish gentlemen get jobs as security guards?

    When they were being issued with their uniforms one was unsure what size to ask for but thought that as he was a bit bigger than the other man he would ask for the next size up. This worked well for the shirt, the first man asked for a 16" so the second asked for a 17". Trousers were similar...
    • allen r
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    • asked bigger bit fun funny guards hat hey irish issued jobs jokes man security security guards shirt similar size sound thought uniforms unsure worked
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    • Forum: Security Officer Forum
  4. C

    There's a bouncer....?

    She works at the club I frequent and we talk occasionally. The night before I told her about a number I got, then last night I got another number then I just briefly mentioned it to her with a grin when I went past her. But when I was standing outside the club with my mates she was like mocking...
    • care-less
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    • adding advice ago alot answering back ban bar beer big bit bless bouncer busy care cheeky cheers close club colleagues coming comment complete cpw cry cuffs damaged date deal dear delete dom door door supervisor door supervisors eve fancy find fit forum front fun funny girlfriend good guys happened hat heat hope important issues join jokes jus kid kids ladies las life lot luck make mate mates matter men mentioned mind mobile net night number numbers operators page past people piss place post problem provide put question quick quiet random range read reading rep response safe search security shit short show side site sound stand standing star start stones strange subject sun supervisor supervisors taking talk thinks thought threads til time told tonight toys turn type update wait walk waste watch won works world worth writing
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    • Forum: General Discussion Forum
  5. J

    Has anyone worked as a bouncer ?

    1 of my friends is a bouncer and keeps telling me to phone them up and work for them, the thing is im about 5'7 when all the other bouncer's i see are atleast 5'10. Do you have to be build like a huge tank to be a bouncer ? oh i know about the card you have to get aswell. leroy wtf r u doin
    • Jay Bee
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    • 4th act add advantage advice age ago alcohol alert ali alot answer approach area arm arms army arts attack attitude back backup bad badge big bigger biggest birmingham bit black blokes body books boots bouncer box boys break bring bug build built busy call called cambridge capable card care carried carry case centre check chief chip choose chuckle city comment comments company con conflict contact controlled couple courses cousin customers cut daddy dam dare day days deal dealing decent degree depending door door staff door supervisor door supervisor trainer door supervisors doorman doors drug drugs drunk early earpiece easy ejected end environment eps equipment eve experience experienced experiences extra eyes face fact fair family fast feel female fight find follow force forum free french friends front fully fun future game gel general give giving glasses god good google great group guard guess guy guys gym haircut half hand handle happen happened happening hard harder hat head helping helps hey honest hope hour hours house huge human idea important incidents increase industry interest involved iraq issue job join jokes jus key killing kind kingdom lads language las late learn learning left legion level licence license limit lives loads local long longer lot love low luck made major make makes man manage management manner mar martial martial arts mass mate mates matter meet members memory men mentioned middle mind minimal minimum moment money months mountain move nice night northamptonshire nut obs office open options paramount part parties past people person personnel phone physical physically pick piss place places point points police possess posts potentially power ppe prepared problem problems professional professionals profile proud psa psd pushing put quickly radio ran reactions read real reason red regular remember research resolution respect rest role round sad save sector security serving shit short shoulder sia sia door supervisor sia licence side simple situation size ski skill skills small smaller speak special spelling spent stab stab vest staff stand star started starting state stop stories strong students stuff suggest supervisor supervisors surveillance tac tact talk talking tally target teach team tech techniques test thing things thinks threat til time times told top touch train trained trainer training truth uniform variety venue venues vest violence visit walk wanted war watch weapons wear week whilst wishing women won work worked worker working works world worse worth wrong years young yrs
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    • Forum: Door Supervision Forum
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