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...mountains.He knocks on the door and? is greeted by an ancient Chinese man."I'm lost",says the young man."Can you put me up for the night?"Certainly,"says the old man."But on 1 condition.If you so much as lay a finger on my young daughter I will inflict upon you the 3 worst Chinese torture known to man".The man agrees and is ivited to sit at the dinner table.The old man's daughter turns out to be young and beautiful,and later that night he creeps into her roomfor a night of passion.At dawn he goes back to his room.A short time later hr wakes to feel a weight on him.He opens his eyes and sees a large rock on his chest with a note reading."Chinese Torture 1:Large rock on chest".That's pretty crappy,"thinks the man.If that's the best he can do,I don't have much to worry about".The man gets up,walks to the window and throws the boulder out into the ravine.As he does so he notice anohter note stuck to the widow frame.It reads "Chinese torture 2:Rock tied to left testicle".
The man looks down and sees that his testicle is indeed tied to the falling rock.The man jumps out of the window and is hoping for a soft landing that will save his testicle,when he sees a third note pinned to the rope.As he falls he reads,"Chinese Torture 3:"Right testicle tied to bedpost!"
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I suddenly have this awful ache between my legs!!!! hahhahahahhaahah!!!..lucky for me I,m on pain killers!!hahahhahh..good joke xxxx
 
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