I've just had one of these 'mid life' checkups.
Blood pressure, fine'ish,
BMI, within the limits.
Fags, don't ask.
Cholesterol: Heading in the right direction. Sugar, cakes, chocolate, gone.
Skimmed milk, (tasteless crap)
Can anyone suggest a civilised alternative to butter ?
Flora: Sh1t.
CBINB: Who are they trying to kid ?
Olivia: Olives belong in a pizza or a martini. NOT in a bacon sarnie or on toast.
C'mon fellers, there's gotta be SOMETHING !
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Blood pressure, fine'ish,
BMI, within the limits.
Fags, don't ask.
Cholesterol: Heading in the right direction. Sugar, cakes, chocolate, gone.
Can anyone suggest a civilised alternative to butter ?
Flora: Sh1t.
CBINB: Who are they trying to kid ?
Olivia: Olives belong in a pizza or a martini. NOT in a bacon sarnie or on toast.
C'mon fellers, there's gotta be SOMETHING !
V