Gotta have a pi$$.....


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Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however

They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi


Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought

She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive

Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she

Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to

Go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned

That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung
over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect
the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,

"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that


'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.