Happy to oblige
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WESTERN WOMEN
AND EASTERN EUROPEAN WOMEN
Western Woman : Demands you buy her a drink
Eastern Woman : Expects you to buy a drink
Western Woman : Flip flops because they’re comfortable
Eastern Woman : High heels because men like them and they’re sexy
Western Woman : 20 pounds overweight
Eastern Woman : 5 pounds underweight
Western Woman : Looking for a stable career
Eastern Woman : Looking for a stable husband
Western Woman : Hates makeup
Eastern Woman : Qualified to be a makeup artist
Western Woman : Knows how to heat chicken nuggets
Eastern Woman : Knows how to cook gourmet meals passed on from her grandmother
Western Woman : You have to become David Blane and trick her into having sex
Eastern Woman : You just have to logically convince her into having sex
Western Woman : High self-esteem when her beauty doesn’t warrant it
Eastern Woman : Low self-esteem when her beauty doesn’t warrant it
Western Woman : Treats you like a co-worker
Eastern Woman : Treats you like the master of her universe
Western Woman : Relationship gets way worse after first bang
Eastern Woman : Relationship gets way better after first bang
Western Woman : Dresses like a bum even though she has money
Eastern Woman : Dresses like a catwalk model even though she has no money
Western Woman : Pretends she’s strong and independent
Eastern Woman : Knows she’s fragile and weak and embraces it
Western Woman : Thinks soldiers are murderers
Eastern Woman : Thinks soldiers are heroes worthy of marriage
Western Woman : Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy
Eastern Woman : Thinks marriage is essential to being happy
Western Woman : Thinks she’s a girl
Eastern Woman : Knows she’s a woman
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Ding ding, round 1.
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WESTERN WOMEN
AND EASTERN EUROPEAN WOMEN
Western Woman : Demands you buy her a drink
Eastern Woman : Expects you to buy a drink
Western Woman : Flip flops because they’re comfortable
Eastern Woman : High heels because men like them and they’re sexy
Western Woman : 20 pounds overweight
Eastern Woman : 5 pounds underweight
Western Woman : Looking for a stable career
Eastern Woman : Looking for a stable husband
Western Woman : Hates makeup
Eastern Woman : Qualified to be a makeup artist
Western Woman : Knows how to heat chicken nuggets
Eastern Woman : Knows how to cook gourmet meals passed on from her grandmother
Western Woman : You have to become David Blane and trick her into having sex
Eastern Woman : You just have to logically convince her into having sex
Western Woman : High self-esteem when her beauty doesn’t warrant it
Eastern Woman : Low self-esteem when her beauty doesn’t warrant it
Western Woman : Treats you like a co-worker
Eastern Woman : Treats you like the master of her universe
Western Woman : Relationship gets way worse after first bang
Eastern Woman : Relationship gets way better after first bang
Western Woman : Dresses like a bum even though she has money
Eastern Woman : Dresses like a catwalk model even though she has no money
Western Woman : Pretends she’s strong and independent
Eastern Woman : Knows she’s fragile and weak and embraces it
Western Woman : Thinks soldiers are murderers
Eastern Woman : Thinks soldiers are heroes worthy of marriage
Western Woman : Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy
Eastern Woman : Thinks marriage is essential to being happy
Western Woman : Thinks she’s a girl
Eastern Woman : Knows she’s a woman
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Ding ding, round 1.
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