I'm sorry Sanddancer, but your skillset has gone obsolete.
Keys, along with such ancient crafts as customer service, and the village simpleton, bobbies uniforms, & boy scouts in shorts, have now been superceded by arcane new technologies such as 'BioMetrics', and 'Building Management Services'.
I'ts join the dole queue mate, or go to some obscure college and get an 'ology.
