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PSD Over 50's Activity Club

Carl Dowd

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I am in the process of forming the following members club:

PSD Over 50's Activity Club

Please scroll down to view our activities and monthly itinerary...

Membership criteria:

  • Must be over 50.
  • Must take at least 60 minutes to extricate oneself from the bed each morning.
  • Must at the end of each training session feel obliged to say "Do I really have muscles there?"
  • Must be prepared to 'cheat' when engaged in warm up and stretching exercises.
Desirable:
  • Joint pain at the end of each weight training session.
  • A minimum of 6lbs overweight, or more if you wish.
  • A good understanding of diets and a better understanding as to why we don't mention them.
Proof of Age - the following documentation is acceptable for POA...

  • Official invitation letter to SAGA (TM).
  • Bus Pass.
  • Free TV License.
  • Birthday and Christmas cards from family labelling you an 'Old Fart'.
  • Membership of local Borough county 'Lunch Club'.
  • Proof of 'Meals on Wheels'.
Activity Itinerary [Summer] :
On Mondays we mountain bike.
Tuesday is for 'TABBING'.
Wednesdays is range day.
On Thursdays we climb... not to hard though...
Friday is 'firing bigger calibre' day - .243 and above.
Saturday is kayak day.
Sunday is 'Fun Day'.

Activity Itinerary [Winter] :
January is climb time.
February is ski expedition month.
March is full of mountain days.

You see there is Life after 50.... :D :D :D :D :D
 
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KNASHER

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I have all these
Must take at least 60 minutes to extricate oneself from the bed each morning.
Must at the end of each training session feel obliged to say "Do I really have muscles there?"
Must be prepared to 'cheat' when engaged in warm up and stretching exercises.
Desirable:
Joint pain at the end of each weight training session.
A minimum of 6lbs overweight, or more if you wish.
A good understanding of diets and a better understanding as to why we don't mention them.
Another 2 years and the list is full ^^

NASH..
 

annie

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do you want me to get you lot a special easy access section of the forum, a special old knackers old man area? Grumpy old man section maybe? Just say the word and we can get a stairlift company to start advertising or maybe the AXA over 50's life insurance plan folks, maybe as a special treat for xmas we could get you a mono slipper competition
 

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do you want me to get you lot a special easy access section of the forum, a special old knackers old man area? Grumpy old man section maybe? Just say the word and we can get a stairlift company to start advertising or maybe the AXA over 50's life insurance plan folks, maybe as a special treat for xmas we could get you a mono slipper competition
Annie, that would be very much appreciated by all, of that I am sure...
As an aside, does anyone know how to get rid of the smell of damp biscuits? :)
 

annie

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im more worried about the smell of piss and cabbage and cats than anything else
 

Carl Dowd

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do you want me to get you lot a special easy access section of the forum, a special old knackers old man area? Grumpy old man section maybe? Just say the word and we can get a stairlift company to start advertising or maybe the AXA over 50's life insurance plan folks, maybe as a special treat for xmas we could get you a mono slipper competition
What would really impress me annie is if you could negotiate 80% discount for all the courses, kit and anything else offered on here... now that would be welcome..! :D
 

annie

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yeah for that kind of discount i'd bump my age up 11 years and join you
 

annie

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I catch any of you doddering old gits selling viagra to each other in here and i'm banning you, just so you know :)
 

Carl Dowd

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annie stop bugging the old people... let them be
Thx Fishy...we have discussed your support amonst the 'dribble' committee and we would therefore like to invite you up for a week's shooting, climbing and kayaking, weather permitting we'll throw some paragliding in... we just need to raise the funds for you through the Lottery funding and the local council pensioner programme...

Would this be acceptable to you..? :D
 
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