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reorg

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What the he'll is wrong with the SIA vetting, I was out yesterday checking out new power tools for my shed at B&Q.while the misses checked out the wallpaper
I spotted the security guard as soon he rounded the corner of the aisle, still had brown sauce on his chin from his breakfast,creased shirt and buzzing trousers.
Just your average mong security guard,he said hello as I walked past him, I didn't answer but I knew I recognized him but didn't know where from so I took a walk passed him and pinged his SIA badge
when I read the name I knew instantly who he was we used to hang around together before I joined army. One night him and two other lads kicked and stabbed a guy to death in an
unprovoked attack, he did time in the pokey for it, so how come he's walking around with a sia badge
the sia are a bunch of muppets
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Oh god theres more crooks with an SIA badge than in the clink these days. I can't get an address change for love or money and some get refused because they have a caution for some minor offence as a youth and i know of several very very dodgy folks who are what i'd class as proper criminals who are badged. Look at it this way, if the job centres in our fair land are now handing out SIA courses like a paedo hands out candy at school gates then of course there will be an element of the unsavory.

Just be grateful he's in B&Q and not working some club door, at least the most excitement he gets is the odd grey haired chancer trying to steal a bag of seed potatoes, or a bit of flock wallpaper, saying that all those powertools and sharp blades could be a bad idea if he has this kind of history..... Step away from the hacksaws Mr Security Guard!!!!
 
I got banned from B and Q last week. Some old fart in an orange apron came up to me and asked 'do I want decking' luckily, I got the first punch in ;)

Fwog
 
R2 men are obsessed with powertools and watches, oh and coats, why i have no idea half of them have no idea what to do with a powertool thats why they have a wife, they just like them to fill their sheds and garages so they can say they have them, your all bonkers, at least i wear all of my shoes at least once
 
I beg your pardon annie I have used my garage full of power tools at least once.....and the groundsmen uses them all the time!!!!!
 
reorg said:
What the he'll is wrong with the SIA vetting, I was out yesterday checking out new power tools for my shed at B&Q.while the misses checked out the wallpaper
I spotted the security guard as soon he rounded the corner of the aisle, still had brown sauce on his chin from his breakfast,creased shirt and buzzing trousers.
Just your average mong security guard,he said hello as I walked past him, I didn't answer but I knew I recognized him but didn't know where from so I took a walk passed him and pinged his SIA badge
when I read the name I knew instantly who he was we used to hang around together before I joined army. One night him and two other lads kicked and stabbed a guy to death in an
unprovoked attack, he did time in the pokey for it, so how come he's walking around with a sia badge
the sia are a bunch of muppets
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There is always a telephone number you can call if you believe somebody is working who shouldnt be. Check the SIA website.
 
fwog with regards to the shoes i have to agree with you,

women and shoes is just an unknown quantity, for arguements sake would you pay 200 notes for a set of clogs (they were in the sale tho) to just keep them in the box and to reply when asked " dearest why don't you wear those said shoes?" and the reply comes "they are to pretty/expensive/i forgot i had these (delete as applicable)"

you stand more chance of a martian understanding cuneiform than this!!!!
 
reorg said:
What the he'll is wrong with the SIA vetting, I was out yesterday checking out new power tools for my shed at B&Q.while the misses checked out the wallpaper
I spotted the security guard as soon he rounded the corner of the aisle, still had brown sauce on his chin from his breakfast,creased shirt and buzzing trousers.
Just your average mong security guard,he said hello as I walked past him, I didn't answer but I knew I recognized him but didn't know where from so I took a walk passed him and pinged his SIA badge
when I read the name I knew instantly who he was we used to hang around together before I joined army. One night him and two other lads kicked and stabbed a guy to death in an
unprovoked attack, he did time in the pokey for it, so how come he's walking around with a sia badge
the sia are a bunch of muppets
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I agree with your sentiments of this individual being allowed a license issued by the SIA as incredulous whether it is under the guise of "rehabilitation of offenders act" or the SIA erring to the ridiculous.(we accept the SIA as a cluster fcUk)

However it is your generalisation of Security Guards i find offensive,
Quote...... "still had brown sauce on his chin from his breakfast,creased shirt and buzzing trousers.
Just your average mong security guard"

"Mong" as in retard i presume !!! mongoloid???
I have more qualifications that you will probably attain in your lifetime and my attire, be it for work or any occassion is laundered ,pressed,and above all else worn with pride.

As i work as a SG during the week and a double as a DS at weekends or private functions i find your statement offensive not only to me but to the SGs who take pride in thier work and themselves, many of these guys are highly qualified in other professions and through no fault of thier own are making the best of a bad job.As i am myself.
So please be more descreet with your generalised statements of Security Guards.

NASH..
 
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I agree with your sentiments of this individual being allowed a license issued by the SIA as incredulous whether it is under the guise of "rehabilitation of offenders act" or the SIA erring to the ridiculous.(we accept the SIA as a cluster fcUk)

However it is your generalisation of Security Guards i find offensive,
Quote...... "still had brown sauce on his chin from his breakfast,creased shirt and buzzing trousers.
Just your average mong security guard"

"Mong" as in retard i presume !!! mongoloid???
I have more qualifications that you will probably attain in your lifetime and my attire, be it for work or any occassion is laundered ,pressed,and above all else worn with pride.

As i work as a SG during the week and a double as a DS at weekends or private functions i find your statement offensive not only to me but to the SGs who take pride in thier work and themselves, many of these guys are highly qualified in other professions and through no fault of thier own are making the best of a bad job.As i am myself.
So please be more descreet with your generalised statements of Security Guards.

NASH..
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NASH' calm down.
by your description alone, you are neither 'mong', 'average', unkempt, not covered in food residue, or a rehabilitated manson type nutter.
are you ???????????????
However you have took two bites of the cherry in generalised description stakes.
A bouncer as well, you say.
So you must be a knuckle dragging, flat nosed, dicky bowed, shaven headed, bully.
If the cap fits wear it.
The real point without poetic license was,
how the hell are we as an industry to change our image when the SIA is doing all it can to destroy it.
Would this ex-con have been allowed to join the police, rehabilitated or not. (prison doesn't rehabilitate, it criminally educates the novice rogue to professional level)
Then why the fcuk do we want him.
The standards have sunk so deep that the rot has gone way above the plimsol line,
the ship is sinking, and sinking fast,
forget the description, and the uniform,
as I'm sure the captain of the Titanic had on a lovely pressed suit and shirt.
The SIA is not fit for purpose.
Thats a GIVEN, Agreed.

Please report this homocidal coward, with clipping/reports from the time,
surely this can't be allowed.
 
Sorry for my rant but i take offence easily on my birthday especially as it was the first post i read.
I am now sitting here talking to my "special" friend in my own cushioned room with last weeks food dribbling down my rather unkempt jacket which fastens at the back.
My Doctor who is a 6' white rabbit has told me he will take my tongue guard off as soon as i learn not to clean every window i see.
I must dash now as i am the head of a rather large money making scam,you might of heard of it ??? The SIA !

NASH.. (a bit happier)
 
Say hello to Harvey for me, Nash.
and have a Hap-hap-happy birthday,
remember to blow the candles out first before eating the cake.
Ya moany ol' bastard.
 
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Say hello to Harvey for me, Nash.
and have a Hap-hap-happy birthday,
remember to blow the candles out first before eating the cake.
Ya moany ol' bastard.
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Sorry mate in East Grinstead burns unit at the moment (forgot to blow) and Harvey say's Hi !!!

NASH.. (AKA Meldrew)
 
Turned away at the door...

My friends and I (36 - 41 years old) were stopped dead in our path and asked for ID to enter a pub at 20.00 on a Friday night by a polish 18 year old doorman who barely spoke legible English. His exact words were "Stop, I need your ID sirs". He put his arm out and placed in on my chest to stop me! - He took it off quite quickly though as my head turned slowly to face him (or should I say look down on him as he was rather short)!!!

We had all split up and went in as two's. Luckily, I was recognised by one of the other doormen inside that used to work for "me" on another door many years ago and promptly let us in explaining it wasn't his choice to take the lad on, apparently the bosses only have to pay min wage!!

IMHO this inexperienced lad was a liability and inevitably will end up causing more hassle than its worth! Before I left I did offer some advice to my old colleague and suggested he put the lad on toilet duty! :rolleyes:
 
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