A few months ago a neighbour (not immediate) was prone to having a few too many sherbets and trashing their flat, holding baby out the window upside down and rearranging each others' faces most weekends. It wasn't rocket science when the Police got involved, social services and other agencies.....the fella was up to all sorts of mischief and I heard a tale being told about him supposedly being injured on a contstruction site.....I think the amount of alcohol he consumed must have been of some assistance with the *cough* PAIN.
After a patricuarly violent weekend (them not me of course) I noticed a gentleman in a small van and on one occasion a toyota appearing to be attempting to gather surveillance footage of the pair, but mostly the chap. I wouldn't mind so much but this operator was stupid and lazy and just.... bad! Added to that the fact that he liked the view of the rear of the target property which meant sitting rather near to my house.
I put up with it for a while until he was joined by a female (yes we ALL know that women make the best S.O's don't we?) but by this point I'd had my limit, let's face it if the footage of the guy running around the estate and playing with a large dog, hanging out washing and jumping into a construction company marked van for a 12 hour day didn't do it then my God this crew were bad!
Feeling more than a little mischievious and it being a slow day here in the MG household I decided that I would ring a Police PCSO who I happend to have "worked" with lately and have his number in my phone......I report that there appears to be a man and women having innapropriate sex in the car, would he kindly take a look as I'd rather my kiddies didn't learn about sex in that manner.....
Oh the satisfaction of a job well done, the look on the Operatives faces when PC plod rocks up and starts questioning them!
So tell me..........am I going to surveillance hell or heaven now? Or should I just write to Santa now and apologise?
Have a similar tale to tell?
After a patricuarly violent weekend (them not me of course) I noticed a gentleman in a small van and on one occasion a toyota appearing to be attempting to gather surveillance footage of the pair, but mostly the chap. I wouldn't mind so much but this operator was stupid and lazy and just.... bad! Added to that the fact that he liked the view of the rear of the target property which meant sitting rather near to my house.
I put up with it for a while until he was joined by a female (yes we ALL know that women make the best S.O's don't we?) but by this point I'd had my limit, let's face it if the footage of the guy running around the estate and playing with a large dog, hanging out washing and jumping into a construction company marked van for a 12 hour day didn't do it then my God this crew were bad!
Feeling more than a little mischievious and it being a slow day here in the MG household I decided that I would ring a Police PCSO who I happend to have "worked" with lately and have his number in my phone......I report that there appears to be a man and women having innapropriate sex in the car, would he kindly take a look as I'd rather my kiddies didn't learn about sex in that manner.....
Oh the satisfaction of a job well done, the look on the Operatives faces when PC plod rocks up and starts questioning them!
So tell me..........am I going to surveillance hell or heaven now? Or should I just write to Santa now and apologise?
Have a similar tale to tell?