Splendid use of the key pun colonel. I realized it was super old, my apologies for bringing it back up! I was scouring through random threads because I was new (am new) and still trying to find my footing, but the responses were too good of a laugh to pass up lol
I prefer Double-Acting lever locks. A double-acting lever lock consist of a bolt, and a set of levers with a slot. When you turn the key in the lock, the levers must be raised to a precise height to allow the bolt to slide through. It is a great lock for high traffic or security-compromised areas.