A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify any wood by its smell.
They tested him on different types and he guessed right every time.
To catch him out the secretary lay naked on the floor with her legs open. He sniffed and said he wasn't sure and asked for the wood to be turned over he sniffed again and said you can't fool me; it's an old shithouse door off a fishing boat!
They tested him on different types and he guessed right every time.
To catch him out the secretary lay naked on the floor with her legs open. He sniffed and said he wasn't sure and asked for the wood to be turned over he sniffed again and said you can't fool me; it's an old shithouse door off a fishing boat!