Zookeeper says to Paddy: "the Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for £500?"
Paddy replies:
"I will, on 3 conditions. 1st, I`m not going to kiss it. 2nd, my family must never know. 3rd, I`ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"
Paddy replies:
"I will, on 3 conditions. 1st, I`m not going to kiss it. 2nd, my family must never know. 3rd, I`ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"