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Hahahaha this place is like one big boys club. One flew over the cuckoos nest.

Zzzzzzzzz sat spanking your monkey all day on this hiding behind a psedanum ffs. You wouldn't be so vocal face to face or even if I could see your names. Straight blokes!!!! I'm not giving you another second of my time.

You've done nothing!
 
Jackthedripper said:
Hahahaha this place is like one big boys club. One flew over the cuckoos nest.

Zzzzzzzzz sat spanking your monkey all day on this hiding behind a psedanum ffs. You wouldn't be so vocal face to face or even if I could see your names. Straight blokes!!!! I'm not giving you another second of my time.

You've done nothing!
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Oh really. Well, it seems that everyone on this forum knows my name, where I live and where I work. Everyone except you it seems. It is a matter of public record dipshit. The only one hiding behind a keyboard is you.

I have to say, your threats of face to face meetings have got me shaking in my boots. I am absolutely crapping myself just in case I bump into you one day and you ninja the shit out of me with your keyboard and mouse.

Go and play your stupid games somewhere else.
 
Can someone with a bit of cop on not ban this annoying twat???
Seriously, where the hell do they come from?


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Someone mentioned a paid subscription here last week.
Before we approach that particular issue, we should consider some sort of IQ, or possibly spelling/grammar exam!!!


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Gents,

1. Jackthedripper wind it in please, last warning.

2. I am not, nor have I ever been associated with those commoners down at Dagenham!!

3. TMAC, hell, I'm not so sure some of us mods would pass an IQ test let alone spelling or grammar :D
 
Brilliant! Let's start a list of who we want to send! Think we'll give SCT first crack at nominating!!!!!


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He'll be too busy reading SAS survival "how to be the grey man" whilst filling his face on doughnuts. AND he'll be a Jerry Springer man now he's over the pond and hit the big time, so much so he trolls on this all day a night with an answer for everything. He's jumped on my bandwagon because I subscribe to the "British is best" theory and he doesn't like this, I wonder why???? Something has really effected him in his life time, probably on his third marriage, kids don't talk to him, hence why he moved away. He needs a shrink and a women in his life to stop him playing on this and spanking his monkey all day. 58 year old and carrying on like a 20 Year old.... Midlife crisis, I hope when I get to your old age I am a bit more content and happy where I am in life.
 
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Little Johnny was on his way back home from the store with a
loaf of bread in one hand, and his other hand in his pants
pocket.

Off in the distance, Father Joseph sees little
Johnny and realizes this is the perfect opportunity to go preach the gospel of the Holy Bible to the young boy.

Father Joseph approaches little Johnny and says, "I see that you have the "Staff of Life" in one hand."

"Yep," replies little Johnny. "And I have a loaf of bread in
the other!"
 
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 likes we'll try anal.
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
 
I think Ivan is making a point, a cryptic one, but a point nonetheless.....


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TMAC said:
I think Ivan is making a point, a cryptic one, but a point nonetheless.....


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No mate that was not crypto.

This.

Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says, "Hey! Come on in! The water's fine!" One banana turns to the other banana and says, "Do you believe that shit?"
 
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