This happens to me a lot, though I've never shop-lifted in my life. Maybe I just look dodgy??? I'd be interested to know if there are many people for whom it has never happened.
Incidentally it's pretty funny when it happens, it's like a game of peek-a-boo as they appear from round the aisle.
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talk
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tape
team
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testing
text
theft
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training
travel
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video camera
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walked
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watch
wear
wearing
week
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west
whilst
women
won
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work
worked
workers
working
works
worse
wrong
years
young
When they were being issued with their uniforms one was unsure what size to ask for but thought that as he was a bit bigger than the other man he would ask for the next size up. This worked well for the shirt, the first man asked for a 16" so the second asked for a 17". Trousers were similar...
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asked
bigger
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fun
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security guards
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similar
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uniforms
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keep saluting me? This is very annoying I mean everytime a security guard catches sight of me, they stand to attention and salute me. Now I can not go and buy a pint of milk at the supermarket without being saluted by 20 plus gaurds! It is very annoying. What am I suppose to do, return the...
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area
area manager
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back
bar
beach
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bless
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commemoration
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days
drill
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ensure
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flight
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hour
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night
northern
northern ireland
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pint
piss
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red
respect
return
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security guard
security guards
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singapore
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smart
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south wales
stand
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stick
stop
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suppose
taking
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thai
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