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Walks99

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Mother-in-law survives rocket attack
A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.
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Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.
And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.
Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.
In defence Miljici - jailed for six years for attempted murder - told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law's nagging.


Bloody awesome!

Stay safe all...

Walks
 
This sounds like a niche business idea Mmmmmmmmmm i wonder heheheheheh LOL,
By the my Ma in law is what i can only describe as bi-polar
Schizophrenic on crack LOL and i hope my wife does not turn out like her heheheheheheh;)
 
They all turn into their mothers eventually mate.....standby........100....couch.....left of couch.....Mother in law.......RAPIIIIIIIID......
 
Obviously the Judge was sympathetic to his plight - 6 years isn't too bad considering the scale of the crime. AND his confirmed status as legend! The bloke will never have to buy a drink again!!!

Good work fella.

(Anyone know where I can acquire an RPG and launcher cheap?)
 
My mums lovely actually, but my dad makes up for it...... can bore a man to sleep in less than a minute with talk of steam trains................

Never met my mother in law, and never likely to so i am told so i am safe.........
 
dannyboy489 said:
Obviously the Judge was sympathetic to his plight - 6 years isn't too bad considering the scale of the crime. AND his confirmed status as legend! The bloke will never have to buy a drink again!!!

Good work fella.

(Anyone know where I can acquire an RPG and launcher cheap?)
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Try ASDA in Baghdad I believe it's open 24 hours a day, but queues for petrol can be a bit long...........

RPG's and rocket launchers would be in aisle 12 next to the i'make your own IED' aisle....... don't forget to pick the missus up a nice burkha from the George clothing range............. that's all they sell mind, they just come in a few different colours ;)
 
Not necessarily. Some men are more like their mother and the woman is like the father. If a daughter is closest to her father you probably find more of similar traits. I'm certainly closer and more like my father in personality than I'm my mother and my brother follows her. They say that some men also marry someone like their own mother.....:p


charlie85 said:
They all turn into their mothers eventually mate.....standby........100....couch.....left of couch.....Mother in law.......RAPIIIIIIIID......
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He obviously needs to do a firearms and weapons course.....to teach him to hit the target.:D


Walks99 said:
Mother-in-law survives rocket attack
A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.
1490413.jpg

Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.
And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.
Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.
In defence Miljici - jailed for six years for attempted murder - told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law's nagging.


Bloody awesome!

Stay safe all...

Walks
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