jimmy Saville jokes...

Nike have just released a special edition "jimmy saville" track suit. The tops are adults but you have to squeeze into kiddies bottoms
 
The BBC has actually just released new information regarding three women who have now come forward and made allegations of abuse by Jimmy Saville in the 1970's. Their images have been released, both of what they look like now and what they looked like then. The text under the photo sets reads.....

"now - then, now - then, now - then".
 
Jimmy Saville's family have had his head stone and plants removed from his grave in a sign of respect for his victims.

Just leaving a small hole with no bush around it. Just how jimmy would of liked it!
 
just found my old letter to jim,ll fix it,
thank god i never sent it,god knows what might have happened,
it read

dear jim
im a great fan of the violin, please could you fix it for me to spend the day with a fiddler.
 
Our records indicate that you were once touched up by Jimmy Saville and may be entitled to £2142 in compensation. Just reply "how's about that then" or to opt out text "stop jimmy stop". Register by the end on the month an receive a free "lawyers you fixed it for me" medal
 
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