Come on....own up.

Ha love it, good idea though but i do agree with the point made on that page
"So what, you wonder, would a ski instructor/bodyguard actually do when things get ugly? Unclip his skis for a round of fisticuffs? Bundle his celebrity client onto a waiting skidoo to whisk them away from irritating fans? Smuggle them down the slope incognito in a blood wagon?"
 
lol loving one of the comments left on the article:
"Pesky instructor/ninjas can easily be disposed of with a standard 5.56mm ski stick rifle. Just remember to watch out for the plastic disk things on the end of ski sticks. Ninjas use these as death stars." :p
 
Several years ago I was actually asked to work as bodyguard for a rich man and his daugther when they visited the swiss alps, now I refused since the requirement was excellent skiing and I have only done it on flat ground and not down hill.
I dont enjoy it and I dont know if the guy ever got a BG for the 4 week event, I know sometimes there are specialist skills needed since I actaully have escorted someone on horseback. I wonder though if its a great idea, since we need to think like the criminals right?
Is not a kidnapping much easyer on the way to and from school/work then 1000 metres up in a snowy mountain? I might be wrong though...but I would never consider kidnapping someone while in skies or in the swiss alps..

Hawk
 
Several years ago I was actually asked to work as bodyguard for a rich man and his daugther when they visited the swiss alps, now I refused since the requirement was excellent skiing and I have only done it on flat ground and not down hill.
I dont enjoy it and I dont know if the guy ever got a BG for the 4 week event, I know sometimes there are specialist skills needed since I actaully have escorted someone on horseback. I wonder though if its a great idea, since we need to think like the criminals right?
Is not a kidnapping much easyer on the way to and from school/work then 1000 metres up in a snowy mountain? I might be wrong though...but I would never consider kidnapping someone while in skies or in the swiss alps..

Hawk

Right Hawk,I would not kidnapp anyone whilst being in ski's but i would use a snow mobile/bob.
so what chance has the BG got? none HEHE
 
Done it myself in Gstadd a few years ago. Looked after a stompingly rich Italian boss and his young russian 'PA'.

Employed as a ski instructor and PPO, but in reality, just skied them accross the mountains everyday from top notch eatery to yet another top notch eatery, where we met up with other outrageously wealthy guys and their russian PAs.

My God, that was a week. Great work if you can sustain it. Made about £1500 during the week in tips alone.

And no, before any of you ask, I didn't nob the bosses PA.
 
Why would you be embarrased....its great work and i get paid really well......as far as im concerned i have a terrific job, and any more 'embarrassing' articles in the quality papers, I will be only too happy to be part of......the publicity has been great.....just more work :-)
 
I wont lie, Id love to do the job, would be pretty fun and easy to an extent. fantastic money maker, but id end up being the butt of many jokes :)
 
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