Cp kit bag

charlie85 said:
Why thank you Annie, I will bear that in mind next time I am loitering in the lingerie section of my local department store! Can I get them in satin? Feels lovely against the skin!!!!:rolleyes:
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Oh that's who you are!! The scary man drooling and fingering the silky pants...

I never saw any in satin personally, but i'm sure in the heady world of internet grundy shopping there will be silk boxers you scary little man:p

I always love watching men in underwear departments, either trying to guess their wives size as a gift, and its always something tarty usually, or trying like hell not to stare at the nipples that all manequins seem to have these days
 
Yeah, I hate those moments, especially when some orange hued assistant drenched in perfume comes over and asks "Who are you buying for Sir, can I help?" at decibel level that turns every head in the shop!!!:o
 
annie said:
You do what all discerning ladies who don't find thongs remotley comfortable undercrackers................ buy seperates, these days they have realised that not all ladies with a 36DD chest are fat gits who need massive trolleys.

In my personal opinion you can't beat a nice pair of Haines ladies boxers for everyday wear charlie! Comfortable and yet strangely quite sexy, like wearing your hubbys boxers but they actually fit:o
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I knew the search function for 36DD would come up trumps in the end.
Annie if you a medical opinion, other than the old mans on them i am available.
KTM
 
charlie85 said:
Yeah, I hate those moments, especially when some orange hued assistant drenched in perfume comes over and asks "Who are you buying for Sir, can I help?" at decibel level that turns every head in the shop!!!:o
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Best defence is attack mate, shout back " Do you have any pants in latex, preferably crotchless" and a gimp mask in small. Then stare at them till they crumble and quick exit stage left
KTM
 
KEVTHEMED said:
I knew the search function for 36DD would come up trumps in the end.
Annie if you a medical opinion, other than the old mans on them i am available.
KTM
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Trust me it will be a cold day in hell before i ever reach the heady heights of 36DD.... that was pregnancy old chap, and i am not going down that dark road again at my old age.

I'm as flat as an ironing board with 2 paracetamols on it..... i wear vests man not bras, can't get anything sexy in a training bra
 
KEVTHEMED said:
Best defence is attack mate, shout back " Do you have any pants in latex, preferably crotchless" and a gimp mask in small. Then stare at them till they crumble and quick exit stage left
KTM
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Theres specialist websites for that kind of stuff!!

And M&S the usual gentlemans haunt for that last minute gift to the wife is generally bought from there, it's a rare thing to see a man looking at trollies and over the shoulder boulder holders for the wife in Ann Summers (thank god as it is tat), but M&S is safe and nice and cuddly and warm, and you can get a nice salad and a cake after
 
Last minute gift for the missus? I once got a bunch of wilted flowers, with the price on, and a box of cut-price whisky tumblers from the local service station.....and who said romance was dead???
 
Abi said:
Last minute gift for the missus? I once got a bunch of wilted flowers, with the price on, and a box of cut-price whisky tumblers from the local service station.....and who said romance was dead???
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Let me guess, you married him after that didn't u!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
annie said:
You do what all discerning ladies who don't find thongs remotley comfortable undercrackers................ buy seperates, these days they have realised that not all ladies with a 36DD chest are fat gits who need massive trolleys.

In my personal opinion you can't beat a nice pair of Haines ladies boxers for everyday wear charlie! Comfortable and yet strangely quite sexy, like wearing your hubbys boxers but they actually fit:o
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The one thing i never thought i'd get on here is cross dressing fashion advice..... not that i want or need it!

Stay safe
Scotti
 
Ha ha...You guessed it! Even forgave him for the flowers because he looked all hurt that I didn't appreciate the "effort" he had gone to in remembering....SOB - he just looked so cute when he did his David Cassidy puppy-dog look...
 
marmite......lots and lots of marmite........... tons of the stuff.

....... oh, and marmite too.........................................................................
 
ah.... since we are discussing ladies apparel..... can we include lipstick too?

other ex RM ......... you know what I'm talking about!

Thank god its Friday....... I can get back in my isolation tank.
 
:eek:How the hell we got onto lipstick i honestly don't know it's scary! And it's men discussing it:eek:

I'm a woman and i don't wear lipstick for christsake! Vaseline is all you need or a good lip balm, you can get a lovely one from palmers that do the cocoa butter, it's mint and dark chocolate, totally yummy but makes you hungry as hell having that smell under your nose
 
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