Hey Gorilla, being the cold hearted, ruthless Bastard that I am; I sense the opportunity to make a few quid from your post......................€500 right now, or I show the Wife your post.
Last year, as a wedding anniversary present, I bought my wife a copy of The Submissive Wife and Servant Man. (Grace J. 2005)............I am still under medical treat suffering from badly bruised Kidneys and I'm still pissing blood (FFS WOMAN IT WAS A FU**ING JOKE).
I advice you to read the script of William Congreve's The Mourning Bride; Act 3, Scene 2 .........."Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned".
Regards
A mere minion of she who must be obeyed