This is how to train!!!

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M, get it right mate it's PG Tips or Earls Grey old boy, plus the training they do is the standard entry requirements required to go on any Morrigans courses:D ok I'll take that back before you sue me.
 
This coming from a man who has the instincts of a homing pigeon and the beer capacity of a woolly mammoth!!

:0)

morrigan
 
Legioner

"Iam very interressted in you invisible ninja stuff! When is the next course?"

We are on it now mate........ i invisibled myself to the Irish Bar and am now instructing on how to kill and dismember with a beermat!!

morrigan
 
Loved it Tunisman.....just disappointed that Steven Segal wasn't in it...............................or was he!!???

Did anyone spot a ponytail?

morrigan
 
I loved it, in fact I'm going to disregard all my previous training and experience and sign up for a course with these guys. Then I'm going out there to take on some international fundamentalist roof tiles and make the world a safer place. (and I get to dress up in some cool black kit and fire AK's one handed, NOBODY has let me do that before!!)

Heno
 
I cant walk past a roofer now without bowing with respect.....how those guys work with tiles is beyond me!! then theres the breeze blocks...... i cant go in the garage anymore!!!!

morrigan
 
They could do it with one hand in the pocket, puffing away casually on a ciggarette, trotting casually around the course silently and karate chopping to bits each piece of apparatus after they have jumped it.

Then backflip (again in complete silence) up to the bar, order a Martnini, shaken, not stirred and headbut the cocktail shaker to bits, kill the barman with a finger jab then casually sip drink in Roger Moore fashion with eyebrow raised in self appreciation.

Heno
 
"They could do it with one hand in the pocket, puffing away casually on a ciggarette, trotting casually around the course silently and karate chopping to bits each piece of apparatus after they have jumped it.

Then backflip (again in complete silence) up to the bar, order a Martnini, shaken, not stirred and headbut the cocktail shaker to bits, kill the barman with a finger jab then casually sip drink in Roger Moore fashion with eyebrow raised in self appreciation.

Heno"


Ha haha.....!!!! wonderful mate!!!

morrigan
 
morrigan said:
Legioner

"Iam very interressted in you invisible ninja stuff! When is the next course?"

We are on it now mate........ i invisibled myself to the Irish Bar and am now instructing on how to kill and dismember with a beermat!!

morrigan
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Cheers buddy made my day!!!
Sign me up for your killing and dismembering with a beermat course!
Im on the next plane!!!

Still PMSL
 
Wasn’t that impressed, breaking bricks? Setting fire to yourself? Indiscriminate weapons fire? That's just a normal Saturday night in Newcastle’s big market.
 
I noticed that there wasn't any firing from, or taking cover and then it dawned on me.....they don't need to, they're wearing Joe22's magic kit!!! That's why they can break the tiles/Bricks (and my will to live) without incurring any form of injury.

Plus there was nothing to take cover behind, any time they got to cover they karate chopped it!

Heno
 
Ive been trying to get a batch of roof tiles for a mates weekend house here ...... guess what?.......stocks are out (i am serious!!)

Worrying stuff!!

morrigan
 
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