Cp kit bag

With that question, I think the only answer should be:

Just go to bed early and have mummy pack for you,,,,,,

A good sense of humour should go in your shoulder bag as well.
 
Pears toilet soap, Man utd football shirts and M&S ladies underwear, condoms and lots and lots of drugs.

The first 3 are good for gettting favours.

The 4th is obvious, but bloody hard to get when you aint got one.

No.5...Drugs..............Antibiotics for when you forgot to use No.4

It all depends on your operating environment. If you could be a little more specific as to your environment, then you'll probably get sensible answers!
 
Well he wasn't terribly specific as to where he was going really was he? And lack of content leads the mind to dark places where the naughtiness resides...... I mean it's like a woman asking what to put in her handbag but not actually stating where she is going

And no Hippy women do NOT need a tweed jacket
 
I would recommend clean and matching bra and knickers so you don't get embarrassed if you get knocked down by a bus...My gran taught me that one...
 
Oh, and a packet of tissues, cotton buds and a comb for your hair....an ex-Para taught me that - long story...ha ha...
 
Abi said:
I would recommend clean and matching bra and knickers so you don't get embarrassed if you get knocked down by a bus...My gran taught me that one...
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And for the love of god make sure your socks don't have holes in them........the coroner really doesnt need to see that:eek:
 
Abi said:
I would recommend clean and matching bra and knickers so you don't get embarrassed if you get knocked down by a bus...My gran taught me that one...
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Last time i packed matching Bra and knickers cussi's had a field day, took me ages to explain it away!!!

Stay safe
Scotti
 
Abi said:
I would recommend clean and matching bra and knickers so you don't get embarrassed if you get knocked down by a bus...My gran taught me that one...
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The problem I have with that is I don't want to compromise style for support, and the bra's I like only ever come with a thong and I just can't get used to having a cheesewire between my cheeks! Oh whats a boy to do!!!;)
 
charlie85 said:
The problem I have with that is I don't want to compromise style for support, and the bra's I like only ever come with a thong and I just can't get used to having a cheesewire between my cheeks! Oh whats a boy to do!!!;)
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You do what all discerning ladies who don't find thongs remotley comfortable undercrackers................ buy seperates, these days they have realised that not all ladies with a 36DD chest are fat gits who need massive trolleys.

In my personal opinion you can't beat a nice pair of Haines ladies boxers for everyday wear charlie! Comfortable and yet strangely quite sexy, like wearing your hubbys boxers but they actually fit:o
 
Why thank you Annie, I will bear that in mind next time I am loitering in the lingerie section of my local department store! Can I get them in satin? Feels lovely against the skin!!!!:rolleyes:
 
Abi said:
Oh, and a packet of tissues, cotton buds and a comb for your hair....an ex-Para taught me that - long story...ha ha...
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Paras are all weird Abi, but i'd say

Tissues, well for ensuring they don't have to wipe anything they produce after looking at a tit rag on the duvet or curtains.

Cotton buds, well even paras like nice clean ears

Comb well thats cos theyre all big posers



Babywipes i'd say are a total must for anyone bag..... multi uses and always an option when theres no arse wipe in the crapper:eek:
 
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