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    Training photos

    Greetings any photos
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    Hello

    Just signed in to this forum and wanted to say hello to all of you. Found this place while searching internet for some information about CP work and trainings. From my own experience it's always best to research forums with people's private and honest opinions than rely on corporations and...
  3. T

    Holsters for sale

    Hi all if anyone needs a holster, I have two for sale on ebay - a fobus to fit Glock 19 and an adjustable one to go wth the 5.11 tactical vest - see links below 5.11 Tactical Holster on eBay, also, Accessories, Hunting, Sporting Goods (end time 01-Dec-07 12:07:20 GMT) Fobus paddle holster...
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    SO19 and CO19 explained

    CO19 is the name given to the department, which provides the firearms related support to the rest of the Metropolitan Police Service CO19 Specialist Firearms Command are better known by SO19 which was its former Specialist Operations, which provides the firearms related support to the rest of...
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    If MI5 foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot on the houses of parliment.....?

    do you think we would have a new November the 5th?Maybe it would be called osama night? Would we celebrate it?
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    5,000 illegal immigrants working as security guards in UK?

    News reports today say that around 5,000 illegal immigrants are working as security guards in the UK! Some are actually employed at airports and a few were found guarding the Prime Minister's car. What is your comment on this situation?
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    Close Protection Training Providers SIA

    This is the list of current UK close protection training providers according to the SIA (Security Industry Authority) This list was last updated on the 27th September 2007 Adro Partnership City & Guilds Gloucester 01452 886410 Advanced Safety Training Services...
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    What is your favourate Sidearm???

    Hi just wondering what side-arms people prefer. I'm particularly fond of the H&K USP, due to its high calibre round, great stopping power, durability, excellent accesories, ambidexterity and lets not forget the way it easily field strips. But hey i haven't used a whole lot of side arms so anyone...
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    Ever had security guards follow you round a supermarket or other store?

    This happens to me a lot, though I've never shop-lifted in my life. Maybe I just look dodgy??? I'd be interested to know if there are many people for whom it has never happened. Incidentally it's pretty funny when it happens, it's like a game of peek-a-boo as they appear from round the aisle.
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    If the MI5 is supposed to be a SECRET service, why have the media been allowed to

    publicise thier evidence? Obviously the secret service are there for a reason, even despite reported blunders by the media, FFS the secret service is supposed to be.. well our best, excuse the pun! Do employees of the media get a personal kick out of ruining everything in thier path? Yes they...
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    Close Protection Bodyguard

    Close Protection Bodyguard Dictionary terms are as follows Bodyguard 1. a person or group of persons employed to guard an individual, as a high official, from bodily harm. 2. an escort. 3. to provide with or act as a bodyguard. Other similar meanings are bouncer...
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    A drunk man knocks at the door - funny or not?

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says...
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    How much would you work in iraq for?

    Hi All Say you were working for an American General in a safe part of Iraq to live with the occassional trip by Heli and road. Part of a 20 person team. How much would you work there for? Admin
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    What skills / qualifications do I need to become a NIGHTCLUB BOUNCER?

    My observations have given to me that I need to keep people standing outside, without reason, whatever the weather. and also...to disrespect those physically smaller than me, whilst simultaneously eyeing-up their girlfriends. not forgetting to...completely over-react to any fight - by...
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    2 Irish gentlemen get jobs as security guards?

    When they were being issued with their uniforms one was unsure what size to ask for but thought that as he was a bit bigger than the other man he would ask for the next size up. This worked well for the shirt, the first man asked for a 16" so the second asked for a 17". Trousers were similar...
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    There's a bouncer....?

    She works at the club I frequent and we talk occasionally. The night before I told her about a number I got, then last night I got another number then I just briefly mentioned it to her with a grin when I went past her. But when I was standing outside the club with my mates she was like mocking...
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    Can a "bouncer" (door staff/security) at a pub or nightclub legitimately use

    force or eject you? Please note for people who are employed in this profession, I respect you (well, most of you) and am grateful for the job you do - this question is not to test or annoy you! I've never been in trouble with a bouncer and have been grateful to see them take swift action many...
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    Why are Bouncers/Doormen not given stab vests ?

    But it isnt the club goers duty to throw people out. Lots of bouncers have been stabbed and murdered. Common sense would say a stab vest was worth the £150 in this job.
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    Is it possible for your body to be locked in 'Security Guard' mode?

    A couple days ago I took a mini Security Guard course. For 3 nights now I have not been able to sleep properly before 5am. I fall asleep fine, but always wake up 3-4 minutes later. As you can imagine, this is HIGHLY frustrating. Everyone of these short kips takes me back to the same nightmare...
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    Why do the security guards at Thailand, Phuket new Junceylon shopping centre

    keep saluting me? This is very annoying I mean everytime a security guard catches sight of me, they stand to attention and salute me. Now I can not go and buy a pint of milk at the supermarket without being saluted by 20 plus gaurds! It is very annoying. What am I suppose to do, return the...
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