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    Training photos

    Greetings any photos
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    • action affect age armour asked bad big body body armour buddy busy care co19 companies company confirm courses cover daughter day decent entry eve experience explained firm fit form fun funny good guess guys hat health hey house improve industry insurance isa job kid large leave line lot lots making market matter men military mind mistakes mods operational operators opinion opinions organisation pass past pension perfect photo photos pick pis pistols police posting preferred pretty principle project protection providing put requirement respect risk romania room rounds security shield skills small spain stage tac target task team teams thing things trained training true video whilst windows wise worn worse
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    Hello

    Just signed in to this forum and wanted to say hello to all of you. Found this place while searching internet for some information about CP work and trainings. From my own experience it's always best to research forums with people's private and honest opinions than rely on corporations and...
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    • 100% actively advantage advice aid ali answer appearing approved areas arms army article arts aspects august â£25 â£250 back background based believed bigger bit blue bring business buy car carl case change check chip choice choose city & guilds close close protection companies company complete concepts corner corporate country courses covering cp courses cp work cpo day days death decided deploy deployment details director door doors doubts driving dubai east education email environment europe european eve ex military expensive experience explain explained fact feedback female female cpo female cpo's find fire first aid forces forge forget formation forum forums fresh friends fun funny general give good guys hand happen hard hat hecpo hey home honest hope hostile hostile environment idea important include increase industry info information interesting internet job june jus kind king knowledge level licence line list log longmoor lookin love luck make male males management mario market marketing martial martial arts match mate medic men mentioned middle middle east military mistake nationality nature needed nice nick official opinions ops option options page part pass pay people pic picture place plan planning poland police polish posts prefer prepare price private pro protection providers psd put quality quiet read reading recruits relevant research rest risk royal rst run running safe save search security set shift sia sia license signed similar simply skills slightly smart solution sound special special forces staff star started stay story students submission surveillance surveillance work talk tech techniques thing thinking thinks thought threads thx time touch trainers training training companies usa user views wanted wanting website weeks work works year
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    • Forum: Close Protection World Introductions
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    Holsters for sale

    Hi all if anyone needs a holster, I have two for sale on ebay - a fobus to fit Glock 19 and an adjustable one to go wth the 5.11 tactical vest - see links below 5.11 Tactical Holster on eBay, also, Accessories, Hunting, Sporting Goods (end time 01-Dec-07 12:07:20 GMT) Fobus paddle holster...
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    • 192 450 5.11 5.11 tactical vest buddy call capital cash cheers city colour company cover covert dear dec doubt ebay end equipment european fact fit for sale fun funny glock hat hold hunting jacket job jus key links men mine nice olive paris put real rip sale size sporting tac tactical time trip vest won worn
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    • Forum: Close Protection Kit and Equipment
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    SO19 and CO19 explained

    CO19 is the name given to the department, which provides the firearms related support to the rest of the Metropolitan Police Service CO19 Specialist Firearms Command are better known by SO19 which was its former Specialist Operations, which provides the firearms related support to the rest of...
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    • 000 1000 2000 5.11 50% accept accepted access accurate acpo act action active administrator advancement advantage advertise afghanistan age agencies agency ago airport alot als amount answer answers application applied apply applying appreciated area armed armed police army arrive arts arv aspects assessment attending authority back background bad bar base based basic basically battle berkshire big biggest bin bit blokes bloody blue board boys break brilliant buddy building business call called car care career carried case cat central change character cheeky cheers chris chuckle citizen city civilian claim clarify co19 colleagues color command commando comments company complete completed con conditions conduct conducting cons contact counter counter terrorism countries courses crack crime ctc current cut daddy dark date day days deal dealing decent delivered demo den department dependent deployment deployments dept developed device died difficult diploma diplomatic direct document dog dogs dom domain door doubt drills drive driving drop dropped dry due duties duty early east easy effectively element email employ employment end english enjoy enjoyable entry esp eve ex mil ex-military expect experience experienced explained explaining extra face fact fail fair families fancy fast feel field figures film final find finding fine finish firearms fit force forces form formation forum forums forward found friends frontline full fully fun funny future gain gaming gate general generally gig gign give glad goal good great greatly group guard guess gulf gun guy guys gym hack hand handling happened harder hat hear heard heathrow helps hesitate hey high history hit home hope hoping hotel huge hundred idea identified important impressed incidents include including info information input inside insight instructor instructors inte interesting interview invited involved iraq ish james job jobs join joined joy jus key kind kit knowledge lads language las law leave left legal level levels life likes limited line live lives local location logical london long los lost lot luck luxury made main majority make makes making man manage map maritime mate mates matter means member members memory men mentioned met metropolitan metropolitan police mil military mind minded minimal minimum ministry missing mobile mod model moment money monkey months morning move mps names national needed networking nick notice november number numbers offence offers office officer officers olympic online oon open operations operators opinion opinions opportunity ops option orange orders overseas ownership page pass passed path paul people peoples percent person personal pic pick picture place places plan platoon pmc point police policing polish pond poor position post pre preferable prepare press previous pro problem process professional program proof protection proven provide psa push put qualified quality query question quick raised ran random range rate rates read readers reading real reason reasons received recently recommend recommendation recommendations recording recruiting recruits red refused regional register regular remember reputation reserve respect response rest return rifle rifles risk road role roles round royal royalty royalty protection run rural safe scenes school sea search section seek selection selling service serving set shirt shoot short shot shotgun showing shows side silly similar simple simply site sites situation size skill skills slightly small sniper so19 society soldier soldiers sort south spec specialist specific spent squadron stage standard standards standing stands star start started starting statement static stay stick stop stops straight strange street struggle stumbled stupid subject submit support suppose surely surveillance suspect suspended swat sweden swedish tac tact tactical tactics taking talk task teach team teams territorial text theme thing things thought thursday ties til till time times today told total touch tough train trained training travel true trust truth turn type unarmed unit units update vehicle video vip vip protection walk wanted watch weapon weapons week weeks whilst wing wise won wondering work worked working world worthy wrong year years young youtube
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    • Forum: Police Armed Response Forum
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    If MI5 foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot on the houses of parliment.....?

    do you think we would have a new November the 5th?Maybe it would be called osama night? Would we celebrate it?
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    • al qaeda blow burned called country day england fire fun funny guy hat human human rights las long mi5 night november plan plot put qaeda rights small thing type u.s
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    • Forum: Surveillance forum
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    5,000 illegal immigrants working as security guards in UK?

    News reports today say that around 5,000 illegal immigrants are working as security guards in the UK! Some are actually employed at airports and a few were found guarding the Prime Minister's car. What is your comment on this situation?
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    • 000 100% 2008 ability absolute accept accepted access act acted actively additional address affect affidavit afghanistan age agency agents agm ago airports al qaeda alarm ali allowing als amount answer answers anymore applicants application applications applied apply applying areas army arse arts asked assigned attacks august aware back background based basic basis benefits big biggest bit blind bloody body bonus books border box bring british budget building buildings bunch business call called cambridge car care carry catholic celtic certificate chance change changing charge check checkable checks chief children chris christmas church claim clean clear clearance colleagues color coming comment comments commit companies company companys complete con considered contact control cost council counter countries country cover cpo crb credits cri crimes criminal criminal record criminals criteria cry current daily date david day days decent degree delays department des details development device difficult docs document documents dominic door door supervisor dover download dubai due duties duty early east easy employed employers end english ensure entire entitled entitlement eve events evidence executive experienced expired extra face facilities facility fact families family feature fee feel field financial financially find fine firstly force forced foreign forge forget forum found free friday friend friends full fully fun funding funny future gang general give god good government grand granted great greater group guaranteed guard guarding guards guess guy guys half happen happened hard hat head hear heard helping hey high hire history hold holders home home secretary honest hope hour house huge idea identified ied illegal immigrants immigration improving incident increase increased individuals industry inte interest interviews ireland irish isa ish issue issued issues job jobs join jus keeping kids kind king knowing land language las latest laws lead learn learning leave led legal legend letter level levels licence licences license licensed licensing light live lives living log long longer lot lots luck made main major majority make maker makes making man management manager managers mar market marry mate matter means member men mentioned message middle middle east mind minded minimum minister missed mistakes mobile moment money month monthly months muslim muslims national nationality needed net network news nice night nov november number numbers obs october offered office officials open operation operations operatives operator opinion opinions order paperwork park part pass passports past patrol pay payments peace people percentage perform period person personal photos pick place places plan planning point poland political poll poor population position positions post posting posts potential practice pre pretend pretty price prime prime minister private pro problem problems procedures process professional profile proof property protect protecting proud provide provided public qaeda qualification queen question questions quickly raise range rate rates read real reason reasons recently recognition record records red reduced reg register registered relevant reliable remember removed rent reply report reported represented require respect respond response rest revoked ridiculous right to work rights risk role roll room russia russians safe save school scotland scottish screening sector security security guard security guards security industry security jobs security manager security services seeking self employed sell sensitive server service services set shit show showing sia sia licence sia license side sign simple simply site sites sitting situation size skill skills slightly slipped somalia speak speaking spent staff standard star start started starting starts state stated stay steve story strange stupid subject sudan suggest supervisor support surely suspended system systems tac tact taking talk talking tally tapmaster task tax team tent terrorists thai thing things thinking thought thoughts threat ties til time times today told top total touch town track tradecraft training true turns type urgent users valid venues verification vest vetting views wage wages walter walter mitty wanted war waste watch website week west wise wishes witness won wondered work worked worker workers working world written wrong year years young
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    • Forum: Security Officer Forum
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    Close Protection Training Providers SIA

    This is the list of current UK close protection training providers according to the SIA (Security Industry Authority) This list was last updated on the 27th September 2007 Adro Partnership City & Guilds Gloucester 01452 886410 Advanced Safety Training Services...
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    • 000 0000 01325 0800 1000 111 17th 192 2008 207 27th 550 7th 999 academy accreditation accredited accurate add advanced advertising advice africa african ago amount apply argus europe armour asked associates association authority background badly bar basic basically bay belfast bigger bla blatant bless bloody blue bodyguard bonus boys btec buckinghamshire business called canada carl cases centre chance change channels check cheltenham choice city city & guilds client close close protection close protection training co19 college color comments commercial community companies company complete con concepts condition cons constantly consultants contact contained control controlled copied courses cp's cri current customer daily dam damaged data date dates december decent defence del deliver dependent detail development devon difficult direction director discounted due edexcel emergency employ employers employment end ethics europe eve event event security excellentia experience eyes facilities fact familiar famous fat feature fellow find firms folks foot forge forget formation formed forum forums forward friend full fully fun funny future gain game give glasgow gloucester god good government grip group guidance guilds guys happen hat head heard hearing heart helping hereford hey high hold home honest house huddersfield iba idea implement industry information institute instructors intelligent interest interested interesting international involved iraq ireland isa island issued job join journalist june jus key kingdom lads language large las latest learning leave leeds left legislation les level licences licensed licensing light limited list london long longer longmoor los lost makes mally manchester mate matter members men mentioned merseyside met minimum mistakes mods moment money months national network newport nfps nice north northern northern ireland note obvious offer office olive open operations operative operators organisation parents parliamentary part partner passport past pay paying people perfect person phoenix plc plenty point poll position post posting power preston principle prior pro professional professional witnesses projects proof protect protection protective provide provider providers providing public push put putting raise rates reading reason reasons receive received records reduced refresher regiment registered renewal renewing rent reply report represent reputation request requested resources respond response review road ronin ronin concepts rope run safe safety sat school screwed section secure security security industry security services security training selection send sep september services serving shame shield short show sia sia training side site size skills solely solutions sort sound sounds southampton speak special specialist stafford standards star start started stay stop strongly students stuff subject subs supply surely surveillance swindon system table tac tact taking tally task teach team thing things thought threads threats time today top touch trading trainers training turn type united university unlike unsure update valid wages wanting web website west whit white wilplan wishing wolverhampton won work worked world worth wrong year years
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    • Forum: General discussion
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    What is your favourate Sidearm???

    Hi just wondering what side-arms people prefer. I'm particularly fond of the H&K USP, due to its high calibre round, great stopping power, durability, excellent accesories, ambidexterity and lets not forget the way it easily field strips. But hey i haven't used a whole lot of side arms so anyone...
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    • .22 000 1.3 1000 18th 1979 2012 24/7 25yrs 3/3 8th 999 9mm ability absolutely accept accurate act action add advance advantage advice affect afghanistan africa african age ago aiming air allowing alot als alternative amazing america american ammunition anson answer answers apparently applications apply applying areas arm armed armour armoured armourer arms army arts asked aspects assault assist august awhile back backup bad bag ballistic base basic battery beer begun belfast benefits bia big bigger billion bit bits black block blow body bonus book box boy boys brand break british buddy budget built buy call called car care career careful carried carry carrying cars case cat catch catches central centre cert chairman chance change changing charlie cheap checks cheers choice choose chose civil civilian civvies classed clean clear close closed clothing club col color combat combination combined coming comment comments commercial common companies company competency complete con 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    Ever had security guards follow you round a supermarket or other store?

    This happens to me a lot, though I've never shop-lifted in my life. Maybe I just look dodgy??? I'd be interested to know if there are many people for whom it has never happened. Incidentally it's pretty funny when it happens, it's like a game of peek-a-boo as they appear from round the aisle.
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    • 000 1000 111 accident act add additional advance advice age ago aircraft airport airport security alert alot amount arm armed armed forces army arse asda asked assist assistance attempts aware awareness â£30 back bad badge bar bars basis beer ben big birmingham bit blow boots bored boring box boy boys brighton bristol bugger building business bussiness busy button buy camera cameras car carry carrying cars case cash cctv centre change cheap check citizen class client close clothing club collect combination coming companies company companys complete con cool cover covert crowd customers customs daily daughter day dealing decided det develop ditch door doorman doors dos doubt drugs drunk due easy eat employ end equipment euro eve evidence expensive experience experiences explain explained extract face fact fast fat favour feel fellow fight filled find finding fine fit fly follow food foot footage forces found friends front full fun funny g4s game general gig good great greatly group guard guarding guards guess guy guys gym hand handle happened hat he/she head heads hey high hold hour house huge hunting identified imagine individuals industry inside interest interested internal issue items i`m jacket jackets jus key killing kind kit knowing knowledge lads large law leave led left les licence licenced licences license life line live loads local long lot made make makes male marked market mate member men mentioned mind mine missus months names nature nice nick night north notice noticed number obvious officer officers oops open ordered original owner pair para part past pay people period person personal picking place plane pockets point points police post potential pre prefer pretty previous problem product professional profile proof proud pull put quiet radio radios ran range reading ready reason received register regularly remove require retail retail security return roll round sad scene scheme scone screen search security security guard security guards security officer select selection selling shop shop security shoplifting shoulder show showing shows sia sia badge side similar simply site sitting ski small society sounds special special forces specific spent staff stand standing star start started stay stick stop stop and search store stories strange student stuff stupid suit surveillance switch switzerland system table tac tactics tag tagging taking talk talking tally tape team tech temp tesco test test purchase testing text theft thing things thinking thought threat thrown til time times tin told top trained training travel tree trolley true turn undercover uniform uniforms unlike video video camera vip walk walked walking watch wear wearing week wembley west whilst women won wondering work worked workers working works worse wrong years young
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    • Forum: Security Officer Forum
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    If the MI5 is supposed to be a SECRET service, why have the media been allowed to

    publicise thier evidence? Obviously the secret service are there for a reason, even despite reported blunders by the media, FFS the secret service is supposed to be.. well our best, excuse the pun! Do employees of the media get a personal kick out of ruining everything in thier path? Yes they...
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    • age aware awareness benefits bored british create crimes decent eve evidence ffs filled find formation friends front fun funny hand hat helping hey idea information internet james jus media mi5 mi6 money news path payroll people personal pic picture place plan pre pretty publish real reason reported secret sells service shit spelling story time total wage wanting waste
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    • Forum: Surveillance forum
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    Close Protection Bodyguard

    Close Protection Bodyguard Dictionary terms are as follows Bodyguard 1. a person or group of persons employed to guard an individual, as a high official, from bodily harm. 2. an escort. 3. to provide with or act as a bodyguard. Other similar meanings are bouncer...
    • mally1
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    • ability act actively advance arts assessment assignment big black bodyguard bullet capable close close protection close protection officer color cpo cpr crowd doctor employed escort essential extensive fits friend fun funny gain glasses group guy hand hat hey high images internship involved jus lot management marry meet men mind officer official operator part people person pes physical plan planning pro professional protection provide recognition require requires reside residency risk risk assessment role roles school security security guard security management ship similar star starts station stick things training understanding undertake watch white years
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    • Forum: Close Protection Forum
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    A drunk man knocks at the door - funny or not?

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says...
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    • answer back bad bloody chris cry door drunk end excellent found fun funny give good guy half happened hat hey house kids long los lost man matter media morning nice night past pick push reading remember standing star started thing thinks time told unable voice wife
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    • Forum: Door Supervision Forum
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    How much would you work in iraq for?

    Hi All Say you were working for an American General in a safe part of Iraq to live with the occassional trip by Heli and road. Part of a 20 person team. How much would you work there for? Admin
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    • 000 0000 100% 1000 2000 add additional additionally admin advert advice advisors aegis afghan afghanistan africa age ago allowing america american amount applications applying approach approved approx area armed armed forces armed forces personnel armour arms arse asks assessment assistance â£200 â£220 â£400 â£50 â£500 back bad badged base based basis belt big bigger bit black bloody boat bonus boys break buddy building business buy career case cases casino chance change changing cheers choice citizen citizens clearance clients close color combined comment commercial companies company con conditions contract contractor contracts correct cost costs countries country courses cp training cpo crack credit crisis current daily david day days degree demand demanding direct discussing dollars door door supervisor doors drive driven driving drop dropped due dyncorp earning easily economy edinburgh embassy employ employment end enjoy entire environment environments eod european eve ex mil excellent expect experience experienced experiences eyes face fair fast feeling filled film financial find fit flooded foot force forces forum found free friends front fun funny game general generally global good grand ground group guess guys hand happen happening happy hard hat hear heard held hey high hit hostile hour hourly house huge idea ideal important improving incident increase industry info initially insurance involved iraq job jobs joy jump junior jus kabul knowledge language large las lead leave leaving left levels licence licences licensed life lights line live living locally long lot low lower luck made main maintain major make making man market mate matter means media meet men mentioned mil military min mind mine missed moment money month months networking ngo nice nov number numbers obama october offer operating operatives operators opinion ops option options orders package paid part party pay paying people percentage person personal personnel pick pit place places point police poll position post posts potential power pre pretty price pro professional protocol providers psd pull put question rate rates read reasons recent recently remember report reputation require requirement resettlement respect ride ridiculous rip risk risk assessment road roles room rotation run safe sat saturday seas secret secure security security industry sell service shirt short shot show sia side sign sign of the times similar simple simply sitting skill skills soldier solution sounds south speaking spec star start started starting state stated step stops stress struggle subject sudan suit sun supervisor supply support suppose surge syria system target task tasks tax team tech technicians temporary term thailand thing things thinks thought thoughts threat til time times today told top touch trade trained training transit travel trip trust type u.k unarmed vacancies valid vehicles vip wage wages walk war week west west end whilst winning wise work worked working world worse worth wrong year years young
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    What skills / qualifications do I need to become a NIGHTCLUB BOUNCER?

    My observations have given to me that I need to keep people standing outside, without reason, whatever the weather. and also...to disrespect those physically smaller than me, whilst simultaneously eyeing-up their girlfriends. not forgetting to...completely over-react to any fight - by...
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    • 12hr 2008 23rd 24th 25th 3rd 4th absolute absolutely abusive access accurate action activities add advance age ali alot als andy answer answers anymore arrested arrive arse arts asked assault assist attack aug authorities authority aware back bad badge badges basic basically baton beating big bigger bill bin bit bla bless bodyguard bollocks bouncer bouncers boy boys bracket bridge bring call called cameras care cases cctv change charge chav check chose claim class clear close club cog colleagues color combat coming comment comments complete con contact control cool cops correct cost courses cover covert crack creamfields criminal cry customer d/s dare dark date day dead dealing decided defensive demanding description difficult door door staff door supervisor door supervisors doorman doormen doors doubt drug drunk due early easy education employment end english enjoy entire entry environment eve evening ex military exam excellent exchange experience experienced explain face fact fake famous fancy father feel feeling fellow field fight filler final find finding finish fire food footage foreign forge forget formation formed forum forums forward free friends front full fun funny future gain game general give giving global good grab great guy guys half hand handle happen hard hat head hear heno hey high highly hijacked history hit hobby home honest hope hourly house human idea ideal ideas illegal images immigration important industry info information inside insight instructor intelligence intelligent interest internet involved isa ish jacket job jobs join joined joy jus key keyboard king knew knowing language large late lawyer learn leave left level licence licences license licensed limited link live living local locked log long longer los lost lot low made main majority make maker makes making man management manner master mate mates matter means meet members men mentioned military mind mini missed moments money monkey mum needed negative newbie nice nick night nightclubs number nurses nut officer officers operation operator opinion opinions organisation paid part past pay paying pays people peoples person personal phone physically place plan plenty point points police politicians pop post posting posts potential pre prepare pretend previous private private security pro problems process profesional professional professionals profile protect proud provide public put qualification qualifications qualified qualify question questions raise read ready real reason reasonable received red refund refused register remember remove removed rent repeat reply requires respect respond response rest restraint revoked rights road roll room rubbish run saturday school scottish section sector security security industry send set sex shield shifts short show showed shows sia sia badge sia license side silly site sites sitting situation ski skills slightly small smaller sounds source speak speaking special spelling spent staff stand standing star started starts state station steal step street stuck students study stuff stupid subject suggest supervisor supervisors suppose survival suspect system table tac tact tag taking tale talking task teach team term theft things thinks thought thoughts throat til till time times told tomorrow topics tough trained training training courses translate trust turn turned type understanding unlike user usual venue venues view views violence walking walt walter walter mitty war watch wear weekend whilst white wishes woman won work worked working world write wrong years young youtube
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    • Forum: Door Supervision Forum
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    2 Irish gentlemen get jobs as security guards?

    When they were being issued with their uniforms one was unsure what size to ask for but thought that as he was a bit bigger than the other man he would ask for the next size up. This worked well for the shirt, the first man asked for a 16" so the second asked for a 17". Trousers were similar...
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    • asked bigger bit fun funny guards hat hey irish issued jobs jokes man security security guards shirt similar size sound thought uniforms unsure worked
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    • Forum: Security Officer Forum
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    There's a bouncer....?

    She works at the club I frequent and we talk occasionally. The night before I told her about a number I got, then last night I got another number then I just briefly mentioned it to her with a grin when I went past her. But when I was standing outside the club with my mates she was like mocking...
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    • adding advice ago alot answering back ban bar beer big bit bless bouncer busy care cheeky cheers close club colleagues coming comment complete cpw cry cuffs damaged date deal dear delete dom door door supervisor door supervisors eve fancy find fit forum front fun funny girlfriend good guys happened hat heat hope important issues join jokes jus kid kids ladies las life lot luck make mate mates matter men mentioned mind mobile net night number numbers operators page past people piss place post problem provide put question quick quiet random range read reading rep response safe search security shit short show side site sound stand standing star start stones strange subject sun supervisor supervisors taking talk thinks thought threads til time told tonight toys turn type update wait walk waste watch won works world worth writing
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    • Forum: General Discussion Forum
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    Can a "bouncer" (door staff/security) at a pub or nightclub legitimately use

    force or eject you? Please note for people who are employed in this profession, I respect you (well, most of you) and am grateful for the job you do - this question is not to test or annoy you! I've never been in trouble with a bouncer and have been grateful to see them take swift action many...
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    • 13th absolutely abusive accepted act action add age ago alive alot amount andy answer answering anti anymore appeal applied apply approach area arrested arts asked assault asset assistance audio australia australian aware â£50 â£500 back bad badge based basically baton battle belfast big bits black bloody body bone book books boss bouncer bouncers box break bring british building built bunch buy call called camera canada car care carry case cases cctv central centre cheers choose chose churchill citizen civilian claim classed clear cleared client clients closed club color combination coming common common sense community completed con cons considered contact control corner cost council country court cp's cpo crime crowd cry custody customer customers cut d.s dark day days deal dealing decent decisions defence defense delete details determined developing died difficult direct door door staff door supervisor door supervisors doors doorwork dropped drugs drunk ds course due duty easy effing ejected employed end england ensure entitled entry environment equipment equivalent ex police exercise expect experience experienced explaining face fact fair farmers fast fat feel felt female fight fights find fire foot footage force forced forge forget forward free friday front full fun funny general generally give giving glass good grateful great greater group guess guilt guy guys hand handcuffs happen hard harder hat he/she head hear heart hey high hit hitting hold home ideal images important incident incidents including industry injuries instructors inte intention interest involved isa ish issued issues job john jolly jus key kids king knew knowing knowledge lads land language las law laws leave led left legal legislation letter level license licensed life light line list local london long longer los losing lost lot lots luck mail make making male mali man manner mate mates matter means medic meet members men mentioned mess met military mind minimum moon movement names needed nice night north note notice number obs obvious odds offence officer oops open order orders paid paperwork paramount part pass patience people permission person personnel physical physically pic picture piece piss place plate point police poor possess post potential potentially pre premises prepared pretend principals pro problem process profession protect protecting provided public pull punches put qualified qualify quality question raised ran range rate reading ready real reason reasonable recent record recording recordings red refused remember remove removed renewal report request required requires reserve respect response revoked ridiculous rights role roll run safe safety save school screaming secure security security industry self defence self defense sell service set sex shift shit showing sia side similar simple simply situation size skill skills smaller social society solicitor solution sort sound speak speaking specifics split staff stand standard standing star start started starts state stated statement states stay step stop story straight strange street strike strong students subject suit supervisor supervisors support surgeons switch system tac tact taking talk taxi teach team term test thames things thinking thought threat thrown til till time times tiny today tool total trained training trial true turn type understanding unsure upgrade venue vest victim video view violence wait walk wanted war warriors watch week weekend wells west west end wife wise woman won wondering work worked working works world worse worth written wrong years young
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    Why are Bouncers/Doormen not given stab vests ?

    But it isnt the club goers duty to throw people out. Lots of bouncers have been stabbed and murdered. Common sense would say a stab vest was worth the £150 in this job.
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    Is it possible for your body to be locked in 'Security Guard' mode?

    A couple days ago I took a mini Security Guard course. For 3 nights now I have not been able to sleep properly before 5am. I fall asleep fine, but always wake up 3-4 minutes later. As you can imagine, this is HIGHLY frustrating. Everyone of these short kips takes me back to the same nightmare...
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    • advice age ago amount back bad body bugging called career completed cons construction couple crash day days decided demo drive end entire erase fair falling familiar film fine forge forget fun funny glass good guard hard hat hidden highly hours imagine incident inte jus lamp learning left levels life locked low luck manage marines mate mind mini mode night nights part prior problem professional put putting radio ready remember security security guard set shift shooting short shot show side simply site situation sleep sleeping sound sounds stress stuck talk tape training walk water whilst work working works years
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    Why do the security guards at Thailand, Phuket new Junceylon shopping centre

    keep saluting me? This is very annoying I mean everytime a security guard catches sight of me, they stand to attention and salute me. Now I can not go and buy a pint of milk at the supermarket without being saluted by 20 plus gaurds! It is very annoying. What am I suppose to do, return the...
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