Happy christmas

That really it's you who buys and wraps all his tat that he asks for and you have to work damned hard to earn the money to do it so he better be sodding grateful and to think himself lucky that a giant fat man who drives a sledge when there is no snow with magic flying reindeers is an absolutley ridiculous notion and he should stop listening to idle gossip..... that and point out you work in security industry and you are there to protect him from harm and that includes stopping some overweight fat guy with a BMI of god only knows what breaking into his home at night to steal carrots for his reindeer and drink the milk he left out :) That should cover it
 
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