I Want My CPW Back!!!!!

SCT said:
Happy to oblige
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WESTERN WOMEN
AND EASTERN EUROPEAN WOMEN

Western Woman : Demands you buy her a drink
Eastern Woman : Expects you to buy a drink

Western Woman : Flip flops because they’re comfortable
Eastern Woman : High heels because men like them and they’re sexy

Western Woman : 20 pounds overweight
Eastern Woman : 5 pounds underweight

Western Woman : Looking for a stable career
Eastern Woman : Looking for a stable husband

Western Woman : Hates makeup
Eastern Woman : Qualified to be a makeup artist

Western Woman : Knows how to heat chicken nuggets
Eastern Woman : Knows how to cook gourmet meals passed on from her grandmother

Western Woman : You have to become David Blane and trick her into having sex
Eastern Woman : You just have to logically convince her into having sex

Western Woman : High self-esteem when her beauty doesn’t warrant it
Eastern Woman : Low self-esteem when her beauty doesn’t warrant it

Western Woman : Treats you like a co-worker
Eastern Woman : Treats you like the master of her universe

Western Woman : Relationship gets way worse after first bang
Eastern Woman : Relationship gets way better after first bang

Western Woman : Dresses like a bum even though she has money
Eastern Woman : Dresses like a catwalk model even though she has no money

Western Woman : Pretends she’s strong and independent
Eastern Woman : Knows she’s fragile and weak and embraces it

Western Woman : Thinks soldiers are murderers
Eastern Woman : Thinks soldiers are heroes worthy of marriage

Western Woman : Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy
Eastern Woman : Thinks marriage is essential to being happy

Western Woman : Thinks she’s a girl
Eastern Woman : Knows she’s a woman

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Ding ding, round 1.
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Looking at your assesment I'm not quite sure where I fit in! I must be something of a hybrid between the two I guess!
 
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Western Woman : Relationship gets way worse after first bang
Eastern Woman : Relationship gets way better after first bang

Western Woman : Dresses like a bum even though she has money
Eastern Woman : Dresses like a catwalk model even though she has no money


That's kind of true :)
 
Western women: self-sufficient
Eastern women: knows how to leave you penny less. As soon she hits 40 (or give a birth) she becomes that famous shapeless nasty "tiotka".
 
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