Cpo close protection training for only £500. Limited time only !!

Might be genuine but a third of the price of everybody else and at least double the average hourly rate!!!

Shit, just been buzzed by a flock of flying pigs.

Phil
 
Phil576 said:
Might be genuine but a third of the price of everybody else and at least double the average hourly rate!!!

Shit, just been buzzed by a flock of flying pigs.

Phil
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A third of the price of everyone else? Bugger me, even at £1500 thats a blooooody cheap course!

This sort of thing will appeal to idiots; lets face it how long will such a TP stay in business? This whole TP industry boils my piss. There are a handfull of really very good ones out there; the rest are shocking and in any other industry would be seen as scammers - sadly in this game they are selling a "dream", and when it becomes affordably low; look what happens..........
 
Strangely enough I'm running a franchise course for £1700 through SBS training Scotland.
I'll meet you at Kings Cross on the first morning and see you off on the train.
and as a special treat I'll meet you when you come back.
p.s. I'll even have a little pack up for the journey.
A ribena, bag o crisps and a boots flavoursome sandwich. (boots meal deal)
I should clear a grand per applicant by my reckoning.
Can't wait.

I'm crying inside,
that must be it, we can't sink any lower surely.
 
This course is tutored by our very own close protection officers that have been in the close poetcion indusrty for over 15 years and are also Sia approved instructors.

Well im sold,i quite fancy the idea of being a member of the close poetcion industry.

P
 
In a different media, I saw a great advert for a course. The claim was that their highly qualified instructors had ten years experience...between them.
 
It has the potential to get a lot worse. Imagine when these students after a year or two of book signings realize there is more money to be made setting up a training company and doing the required adult training courses? Not that the industry doesn't have a truck load of walts, this new breed will know nothing and won't even bullshit their way around.

The sad thing is this is happening in all industries. You have to ask yourself, are the youngsters of today really that intelligent that they have a fistful of GCSE's and doing a degree or have we let standards drop to give the appearance that we are a more intelligent society? There is of course a reason for this,dumb people who think they are smart are easy to fool and control.

Oddjob my friend we are now dinosoarsand you know what happened to them! Still I would gladly join you in a drink to toast our extinction knowing that at least we saw things as they should be and we won't have to clear up the mess this generation will create.

Cheers and make mine a double :)



Oddjob said:
Strangely enough I'm running a franchise course for £1700 through SBS training Scotland.
I'll meet you at Kings Cross on the first morning and see you off on the train.
and as a special treat I'll meet you when you come back.
p.s. I'll even have a little pack up for the journey.
A ribena, bag o crisps and a boots flavoursome sandwich. (boots meal deal)
I should clear a grand per applicant by my reckoning.
Can't wait.

I'm crying inside,
that must be it, we can't sink any lower surely.
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Of course silly me, how could they afford to pay for 5 quality experienced instructors with those prices. I have a hunch there is some government funding which is contributing to the rise of so many bargain basement courses on offer!

zak252 said:
Three aparently...
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