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    A drunk man knocks at the door - funny or not?

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says...
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    A young man is wandering through China when he comes upon a house in the...

    ...mountains.He knocks on the door and? is greeted by an ancient Chinese man."I'm lost",says the young man."Can you put me up for the night?"Certainly,"says the old man."But on 1 condition.If you so much as lay a finger on my young daughter I will inflict upon you the 3 worst Chinese torture...
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    Introduction

    Hello, just found this Forum and decided to join and take a look. I run ISS Training Ltd which specialises in surveillance training courses offering BTEC surveillance qualifications and am also author of training manual Advanced Surveillance. Cheers Peter Jenkins Surveillance Training - ISS...
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    There's a bouncer....?

    She works at the club I frequent and we talk occasionally. The night before I told her about a number I got, then last night I got another number then I just briefly mentioned it to her with a grin when I went past her. But when I was standing outside the club with my mates she was like mocking...
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    Can a "bouncer" (door staff/security) at a pub or nightclub legitimately use

    force or eject you? Please note for people who are employed in this profession, I respect you (well, most of you) and am grateful for the job you do - this question is not to test or annoy you! I've never been in trouble with a bouncer and have been grateful to see them take swift action many...
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    anyone know where I can get the exam question for the security guard licence?

    thanks but partner failed exam but doesnt know in what questions and has to resit but they wont tell him what section he failed, if he thought he was right first time how can he know where he went wrong.
  7. mally1

    Any RMP here?

    Hello All Is anyone else in here RMP ( or Ex RMP ) I spent 7 years in the RMP and got out in 2004. Based in Hohne 111 Pro Coy, Edinburgh Castle 170 Pro Coy, JHQ 101 Pro Coy and finished a Catterick. Done CP in Afghanistan, and GPD in Bosnia and Kosovo with a few exercises in the...
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    SURVEILLANCE detection

    SURVEILLANCE DETECTION The Problem Defence against concerted attacks by terrorists and criminals on a fixed facility, or key personnel in transit, is often problematic for a number of reasons. Even well trained and equipped guards, a state-of-the-art CCTV system and a good relationship...
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    close protection iraq

    Anybody here done close protection iraq? Let us know what type, where abouts and how much you got paid!
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    CP jobs

    There are many reasons why you may want to undertake bodyguard training in order to secure a bodyguard job. For many people, the main reason for working in this industry is because they are almost always guaranteed action in their work, and possibly an element of danger also. However with the...
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    CP courses - Guaranteed employment?

    As far as guaranteeing work, there is not one training company that offers that. Obviously if you stand out from the rest of the team on a course a trainer (who most are active in the industry) may well remember that and call on you to give you a go. Most training companies do have connections...
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    CPU Longmoor - Pre madonnas? or Pro's?

    Thought i would throw a cat amongst the pigeons!! What do you reckon to the royal military Police close protection unit down in Longmoor, these boys are well known in the circuit but are they really that good? thoughts please? If your in the circuit how does this type of CP background...
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    working in Iraq/Afghanistan

    Baghdad Bandit here guys/gals, If i can give you any advice on CP then just ask. I'll give you the no bullshit CP perspective on life within the industry.
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