Complaint - to the MODS and Owners

Carl Dowd

Carl Dowd

Longterm Registered User
Gentlemen, I have a complaint if I may..?

You're teasing me, you are purposefully engaging in wilfull torment!

Every page I go to or every post I now make I am confronted by gorgeous looking women, either they are single or they are seeking that 'Sugar Daddy' for future financial security...

What's a man to do? I mean... What's an 'Old Man' supposed to do..? I have no wealth, I look as though I have been dragged through an assault course by a 'Pig' on a mission and it is destroying my confidence... I have been told that I have already lost my Mojo and just last week when I bent down to tie my trainer's lace a gorgeous young lady offered me money and said "Never mind 'Pet' I hope you find a home soon"...

It's killing me! please stop...

CD
 
It goes on the things you search for in your search engine. Is there something you want to tell us? At least it's not some sort of dwarf transsexuals sex!!
 
dodger said:
It goes on the things you search for in your search engine. Is there something you want to tell us? At least it's not some sort of dwarf transsexuals sex!!
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Well... I was just wondering where the goats and donkeys are mate..!

CD

PS you seem to have 18 new matches mate and you can also listen to the mating call of a 'clam'..?
 
Gentlemen, I feel your frustration. I get exactly the same.

Apparently the google widget has us pegged as bunch of 'middle aged' ? old men, desperate for a shag. :(

Despite their assurances that it only brings to your attention those ads that will be of specific interest, it still insists on giving me middle aged munters with cellulite, when I keep searching for nubile, nymphette poledancers. (There's not a lot of those around here, certainly not within 3mls :( )

Fortunately, when Mrs. V looks over my shoulder to ensure I'm only looking at sites suitable for a married gentleman of my age, I can point to the other ads that are offering me cheap chinese cctv sh!t, and point out that it's obviously not that accurate, and bears no relation to my actual searches. :)

V
 
Visioneer said:
Gentlemen, I feel your frustration. I get exactly the same.

Apparently the google widget has us pegged as bunch of 'middle aged' ? old men, desperate for a shag. :(

Despite their assurances that it only brings to your attention those ads that will be of specific interest, it still insists on giving me middle aged munters with cellulite, when I keep searching for nubile, nymphette poledancers. (There's not a lot of those around here, certainly not within 3mls :( )

Fortunately, when Mrs. V looks over my shoulder to ensure I'm only looking at sites suitable for a married gentleman of my age, I can point to the other ads that are offering me cheap chinese cctv sh!t, and point out that it's obviously not that accurate, and bears no relation to my actual searches. :)

V
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Firefox offers private browsing with no sites saved in your search history etc.

Or so I'm told!! ;-)

D
 
It is to do with the text in the thread itself, with the highest bidding ad for their chosen key words being shown. I had some fun last year rigging it to show certain ads in certain threads, just to amuse me and teach me about fine tuning the bid per impression - that's Google speak for someone seeing your ad. :)
 
Use Safari, it all comes as standard, private browsing, adblocker and other fun stuff. You can even password protect safari so when it opens you whack in the correct code. Even possibly now to have multiple users log in on it
 
OMG ive wandered into the mens room and not a beefcake in sight. beats hasty retreat to find male single beefcakes.

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WTF of course there is no beefcake in here we are all hung like horses!! I can see why you are confused shopping in tesco and all that wench
 
Now guys you know I am only joking..! obviously I know how 'success' works, it's more that I am unable to find my Mojo to interact with these gorgeous girls... Shameful to admit I know and of course I bow my head in that shame...! CD
 
pops said:
Downloaded the ad blocker for chrome....

....but Rebecca is still only 3 miles from me.....
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...and from me! She has either got a bike or she is very wealthy and has homes in every blinkin' county.
Stiil 3 miles wouldn't be too much a push to walk, at least there....I might be a bit tired on the way back though.
 
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